I, Body Dweller = IBD 

IBD = Inflammatory Bowel Disease

Body Dweller = Habitator Corporis

Habitator Corporis = Ennos Demas

Ennos + Demas = Aeneas

Odyssey + Iliad = Aeneid

Odyssey = Adventure

Iliad = War of Ilium

Ilead = War of Ileum 

Aeneas = Anus

Brendan = Navigator (Adventure)

Garrison = Soldiers (War)

I, Body Dweller, by Brendan Garrison

mvbrendan@gmail.com